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Date: Tue, 28 Feb 95 18:10 CST
From: melvin@mcs.com (Melvin Magazine)
To: geek_mail@melvin.com
Subject: GeekMail

thanks for that there picture o' cindy crawford's ass.
i took it into the outhouse and shucked some corn!

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Date: Tue, 28 Feb 95 12:16 CST
From: melvin@mcs.com (Melvin Magazine)
To: geek_mail@melvin.com
Subject: GeekMail

Where are all the elephants?
I heard there would be elephants!

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Date: Thu, 2 Mar 95 19:53 CST
From: melvin@mcs.com (Melvin Magazine)
To: geek_mail@melvin.com
Subject: GeekMail

Your publication reminds me of what my Grandpa used to 
say:"I kill death.  Death kills me.  I rise from death.  
Although there is poison in my head, the antidote is
in my tail, which I bite with rage."  Anyway, Gramps was nuts.

You make me want to take stillborn babies and make them into
little angel Christmas ornaments.  Yes!

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Date: Tue, 7 Mar 95 19:54 CST
From: melvin@mcs.com (Melvin Magazine)
To: geek_mail@melvin.com
Subject: GeekMail

Wow!!! My gums started to bleed and my sphincter tightened
all the more with each page I read!  I've never read an
on-line magazine that made me want to actually remove my own
gall bladder, but you guys have done it!  Keep up the good
work....

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Date: Wed, 8 Mar 95 11:40 CST
From: melvin@mcs.com (Melvin Magazine)
To: geek_mail@melvin.com
Subject: GeekMail

 Melvin brought me back from the abyss! A devout Jew
for 20 years, I have seen the way and have begun fornicating
with animals.

   THANK YOU MELVIN!

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